Tuesday, December 9, 2008

December 9th, 2008

Wog
Middle Easterners, Arabs
Wog is actually an acronym, most likely hailing from British days of yore, standing for "Westernized Oriental Gentleman".

Thanks go out to a certain Mr. Bear for this addition to the RS of the Day! We here at the RS of the Day offices would like to remind everybody to drive safely through the snow and don't get caught on that dirty black ice! Just like all things of color, black ice is only trying to screw you over.

Monday, December 1, 2008

December 1, 2008

The RS today comes from our comrades in strict elitist racism, the Japanese! Yes, those proud, brave souls who even in their bustling, modern metropolis will commonly spit in the eye of a foreigner while sliding a knife into his genitals.

Kuronbo
Blacks
黒んぼ in Japanese characters (although originally 黒ん坊) where "kuro" means black and the "bou" character which is borrowed from the term "asanebou" or "kechanbou". The latter meaning a miserly cheapskate and the former referring to one who sleeps in and is lazy.

We here at the office hope all of our dear readers had a fine, American holiday in celebration of the murder and torment of the Native Americans.

Friday, November 28, 2008

November 28, 2008

Triathlete
Mexicans
Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim — and are therefore already in the US.

Happy Thanksgiving from all of us at the RS of the Day offices!

Friday, November 21, 2008

November 21, 2008 (Tori Twofer)

Tornado Bait
Whites
Referring to trailer trash conmonly hit by tornadoes

Thanks to our friend from across the pond, the RS of the Day offices have been graced with another fantastic twofer. Enjoy!

November 21, 2008

Eggroll
Asians
An Asian baby wrapped up in a blanket, much like the tasty ethnic treat of the same name.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

November 15, 2008; TWOFER

Hot Cocoa
Koreans
From the "ko" in Korean. Referring to Korean girls dressed up in winter clothes - with or without name brand scarf.

Two in one day!? It's a Hanukkah miracle!

November 15, 2008; Junk in the Trunk

Langosta/Langostina
Cubans
Means "Lobster", slang for Cuban women because like the lobster they carry all their meat in the tail

We here at the RS of the Day offices would love to proclaim to the world that there are few finer things than a perfect booty.

Monday, November 10, 2008

November 10, 2008

Sorry, everybody, we here at the RS of the Day offices have been plenty busy, but don't despair because we'll be back in swing in no time at all.


Rjeindeer-Fjucker
Norwegians
More specifically applies to Scandinavian aboriginals (Saami), but most popular towards Norwegians. Refers to the abundance of Reindeer and silent J's found in this part of the world.

Friday, November 7, 2008

November 7, 2008

Today's pick:

Lamb Chop
Greeks
Greeks in general love lamb, but also it makes reference to Greek women's hairy sideburns.