Wow, it's been a long time since we last checked in here at the RS of the Day offices. Sorry about that vacation, we were all basking in the sun down south showing off how white we all are. Today's update is going to be simple, but in the simplicity we find humor. Much humor.
Soy Sauce
Asians
They love soy sauce.
Told you it was simple.
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
December 9th, 2008
Wog
Middle Easterners, Arabs
Wog is actually an acronym, most likely hailing from British days of yore, standing for "Westernized Oriental Gentleman".
Thanks go out to a certain Mr. Bear for this addition to the RS of the Day! We here at the RS of the Day offices would like to remind everybody to drive safely through the snow and don't get caught on that dirty black ice! Just like all things of color, black ice is only trying to screw you over.
Middle Easterners, Arabs
Wog is actually an acronym, most likely hailing from British days of yore, standing for "Westernized Oriental Gentleman".
Thanks go out to a certain Mr. Bear for this addition to the RS of the Day! We here at the RS of the Day offices would like to remind everybody to drive safely through the snow and don't get caught on that dirty black ice! Just like all things of color, black ice is only trying to screw you over.
Monday, December 1, 2008
December 1, 2008
The RS today comes from our comrades in strict elitist racism, the Japanese! Yes, those proud, brave souls who even in their bustling, modern metropolis will commonly spit in the eye of a foreigner while sliding a knife into his genitals.
Kuronbo
Blacks
黒んぼ in Japanese characters (although originally 黒ん坊) where "kuro" means black and the "bou" character which is borrowed from the term "asanebou" or "kechanbou". The latter meaning a miserly cheapskate and the former referring to one who sleeps in and is lazy.
We here at the office hope all of our dear readers had a fine, American holiday in celebration of the murder and torment of the Native Americans.
Kuronbo
Blacks
黒んぼ in Japanese characters (although originally 黒ん坊) where "kuro" means black and the "bou" character which is borrowed from the term "asanebou" or "kechanbou". The latter meaning a miserly cheapskate and the former referring to one who sleeps in and is lazy.
We here at the office hope all of our dear readers had a fine, American holiday in celebration of the murder and torment of the Native Americans.
Friday, November 28, 2008
November 28, 2008
Triathlete
Mexicans
Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim — and are therefore already in the US.
Happy Thanksgiving from all of us at the RS of the Day offices!
Mexicans
Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim — and are therefore already in the US.
Happy Thanksgiving from all of us at the RS of the Day offices!
Friday, November 21, 2008
November 21, 2008 (Tori Twofer)
Tornado Bait
Whites
Referring to trailer trash conmonly hit by tornadoes
Thanks to our friend from across the pond, the RS of the Day offices have been graced with another fantastic twofer. Enjoy!
Whites
Referring to trailer trash conmonly hit by tornadoes
Thanks to our friend from across the pond, the RS of the Day offices have been graced with another fantastic twofer. Enjoy!
November 21, 2008
Eggroll
Asians
An Asian baby wrapped up in a blanket, much like the tasty ethnic treat of the same name.
Asians
An Asian baby wrapped up in a blanket, much like the tasty ethnic treat of the same name.
Saturday, November 15, 2008
November 15, 2008; TWOFER
Hot Cocoa
Koreans
From the "ko" in Korean. Referring to Korean girls dressed up in winter clothes - with or without name brand scarf.
Two in one day!? It's a Hanukkah miracle!
Koreans
From the "ko" in Korean. Referring to Korean girls dressed up in winter clothes - with or without name brand scarf.
Two in one day!? It's a Hanukkah miracle!
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